10 Reasons I'm Completely And Totally Obsessed With Goats (Illustrated By GIFs)

As is well documented on this site and my Instagram "about me" section, I am hopelessly obsessed with goats, especially baby goats and pygmy goats and fainting goats -- OK, nevermind, I just love ALL THE GOATS. Why am I so enraptured with these bouncy little creatures? Allow me to explain in the most eloquent,